I don't know what this cat is being fed, but I don't believe it's ice cream or else Zombie wouldn't look so bored. Maybe it's not her favorite flavor. Hey! she can stand up like a people. Wow, I wanna do that too. Some things are just too high up for me to grab.
Grabbing reminds me of today. Lucas and I were boxing, or maybe it was me wrestling with him, but either way, we knocked over Mama's lamp. She didn't get mad at us, but was mad at herself for putting it where I like to play & Lucas likes to sleep.
Now there's a bigger & heavier lamp there.
I wonder what a lamp is for. They make my eyes turn into slits, but Lucas likes them. He thinks it's an indoor sun. I know the real sun shines through windows and lands on the floor in the kitchen. Lucas lives in la la land, but I won't tell him. When he gets mad he pounds my head until I fall flat on my back.
Zombie looks like a Robot Cat. Maybe it isn't real. Maybe it is Data as a shape shifter.
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess you guys broke the lamp didn't you. Tell your Mom you were trying to help because she needs to get rid of stuff anyway.
Lamps are to read books by. Maybe Lucas can teach you how to read when you grow up.
Zombies eat brains Hans, or sometimes braiiinzz as they like to say, not ice cream. So maybe that explains the look on her face. I would have that look too if my owner was feeding my brains, probably.
ReplyDeleteWhen you and Lucas box, are you trying to Rope-a-Dope him? That's something a human boxer named Mohammed Ali used to do, "play dead" sort of by pretending he was tired and would cover up his face with his gloves and try to dodge the other guy's punches until they got so tired trying to hit him and knock him out, that they'd drop their arms and could hardly box anymore. Then Mohammed Ali would spring back to life and beat them up, and knock them out.
Except I guess you haven't learned to knock out Lucas yet. Oh well, keep working on it - you're gonna keep getting bigger and he won't, so eventually you might have the advantage.
Be careful around lamps!
Bye Hans.
Bye Metamatician....are you a person or a robot? Billybyte thinks the Zombie cat might be a robot. I don't know about reading yet, but sometimes I see Heath's eyes go back and forth when he's holding a thing called a book and now that I think of it, he sits right by the lamp. There's a bigger lamp there now - with fun chains to box around. Thanks for telling me I'll get bigger than Lucas - I can't wait though. I'll try to Rope him tomorrow. Today he and I were just boxing while we were lying down. Guess we were both tired. Brains? Is that meat, 'cause I like beef and also ice cream.
ReplyDeleteNope, I'm a person, not a robot. Robots don't really exist yet, not intelligent ones anyways. There are robotic machines that do work automatically, and there are computers, but neither of those things "think" for themselves.
ReplyDeleteI know you don't think very often either before you act, but you must think sometimes to be able to ask all these questions!
Don't worry about brains for now, we can talk about that another time.