This is Tiny Moo Moo's long lost cousin, Mini Moo.
He seems happy to see you TMM and Dennis too.
About Me
- Hans
- Sonoma, N. California, United States
- I'm a Ragdoll kitten, born April 17, 2009. I am 1 year and 10 months old. My color pattern is seal point, bi-color, and lynx and weigh about 13 lbs so far. I have a new girlfriend, Coco (when she gets bigger) - she's 6 months old, but we already love each other.
Tiny Moo Moo: Aw, he's so little! How cute. ]:8)
ReplyDeleteDennis: He was probably the grunt of the litter. That or he's pretarded or something. I hope he's not planning on a share of our inheritance. }:8\
TMM: Dennis, that's no way to talk about a cousin! I think we should be nice to him - maybe have him over for dinner sometime soon! ]:8)
Dennis: Sure! I'll bet he'll taste great! Wooo hoo hoo }:8D
TMM (shakes his head): You really need to stop hanging out with Paul, D. I'm starting to worry one of these days you might actually become a real bully instead of just talking like one. ]:8|
Den: What?!? Who say's I'm... Hey, I just thought of something. These LOLCows things get sent all over the place to everybody's Internets, right? }:8)
TMM: Cows and people email them to their friends quite a bit, yeah. Especially if they are cute or funny, or if-
Den: Perfect! I'm gonna take a picture of me as a homeless guy and the words or whatever those are will say "PLEASE SEND ALL YOUR MONEY TO DENNIS J. MOO MOO" - and then it will give our B.O. Box number at the bottom. Then all we have to do is uploat to I Can Has Leche.com (I'll let you do all that technical stuff), and pretty soon I'll be rolling in money!
TMM: Dennis, that's fraud. ]:8|
Den: So?
TMM: Besides, no one would fall for it. They wouldn't mail it to anyone because it would be cute or funny. You might even get threatening letters from lawyers.
Den: That's why you need to inbest in a shotgun TMM, and stand guard outside 24/7.
TMM (sighs): Dennis, you've just come up with another really dumb idea. And now we're wasting space on Hans' blog, when he was nice enough to put up a cow picture for us, and a funny one too. AND it might even be a cousin of ours - we should tell him thanks.
Den: Who's Hans? Oh yeah, that cat? Whoa, he can talk? I thought cats were aminals.
TMM: Of course he can talk. Thank you, Hans! We'd like to meet our cousin if you can arrange it sometime. I hope you're getting along with Lucas and Marie still, and having fun chomping on SpongeBall and Cousin It and the rest of your toys! Say goodbye, Dennis, and be polite.
Den: Erm... Well, Hans, I know your prolly not too bright, since you're not a cow, and don't eben have four stomachs or anything... you know, just pointing it out... But on the good side, I heard you like to "soil your litterbox" a lot, and sometimes don't even make it to the box! }:8D That's pretty cool. Thanks for the funny cow picture. We'll come bisit you guys some time. Make sure to have something thawed out so you can get that tall guy there to make us a great dinner!
TMM: I think that's the most you're gonna get from him, Hans. Thanks for posting this, I really like your blog. It's interest and educational. Talk to you later!
Dennis: Later, Hans and Franz.
*Both cows zap into the Cow Lands*
hey, wait.....hmmm, maybe they'll come back. Dennis is funny but it's obvious that TMM is the boss of those two. I wonder if Dennis could ever be himself without all the BS? Maybe I'll find out someday.
ReplyDeletethank you both for writing - I'm glad you were happy to see your cousin Tiny Moo - course that's an old photo. He's the biggest bull in Sonoma now, but he'd like to meet you, especially Dennis!! He has something he wants to say to him I think. He keeps chomping, saying "That DEnnis!"
Where is Tiny Moo Who?
ReplyDelete*shoop* <---the zapping sound when cows appear
ReplyDeleteDennis: Hey Hans, I'm back. I did a lot of thinking and you know what? You're right - TMM is the one who wears the pants in the family. The main reason is that I usually don't wear any pants at all. Wooo hoo hoo!
So anyways, I was thinking, if you see Mini Moo again, the big bully of Pomona, make sure you let him know Tiny-You-Know-Who is our fearless leader, calls all the shots ...says all the mean things... and so on. Thanks Hans! Kthxbye!!
*shoop* <---same sound when they disappear.